1. Wonder whether you have a telophone connection in your office at all
2. Ask the super of the building (let’s say he doesn’t know)
3. Call Fullrate, ask if they know what to do
4. Order the connection to get things rolling
5. Ask super to install a telephone connection
6. Watch electricians run cables
7. Listen to electricians admitting they don’t exactly know where to connect cables
8. Call Fullrate for a TDC guy to connect cables properly
9. Wait 10 days
10. Get up early to wait for TDC guy
11. Put up a straight face when TDC guy points to gray box on wall (not the one the eletricians connected), saying “there’s your line“
12. Inform super that electricians are no good
13. Wait till friendly TDC guy makes sure eveything is fine with the real telephone connection
14. Beg TDC guy to leave something that will allow you to connect your Fullrate router to the actual line
15. Thank TDC guy for leaving wires hanging in mid-air
16. Find regular office tape and ctt off the end of a telephone cable — connect
17. Test connection by writing a silly blog post on how to get a brodadband connection in a lot of steps
18. Wait for electricians to come back and tidy everything up