Goth ventilation

I’m dis­ap­pointed. To say the least.

I was expect­ing dis­heart­ened teens with painted faces, dri­ving beat up old Cadil­lac Coupe de Villes with chan­de­liers for head­lights, Sis­ters of Mercy blast­ing from a cheap japan­ese ghet­to­blaster, lay­ing the per­fect sound­track for peo­ple devoted to ven­ti­la­tion despite of their black hearts. And all I get is this?

Also:

Gothic Babe of the Week
The Goth F.A.Q:

Q: Does it have to be black?
A: …
All black is bor­ing. And some­times, depend­ing on your skin col­orations, black is not a color for you. It might even make you look sallow.

Diller Trans A/S