Dick Cheney shoots a man, as reported on Boing Boing and pretty much everywhere else.
After wounding a man with a shotgun, Cheney dragged him to the ground, pulled out his still beating heart, and savagely devoured it before the man was dead, sources have stated.
[via A Whole Lotta Nothing]
Update: onegoodmove(where i feed my Daily Show addiction daily) posts Dick is a Killer, wonderful remix by Rx. Go listen.