Thought about rats

Live from ¸rrebrogade:

If pigeons are fly­ing rats, peo­ple attend­ing the open­ing of Bakken must be dri­ving rats.

Another thought: I see why some peo­ple use Twit­ter afterall…

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Police in helicopter

Argh, why didn’t I think of this.

When the police landed on Ung­domshuset, they prob­a­bly lis­tened to this track by John Holt.

Too obvi­ous. Some­one else prob­a­bly thought of this already. Ah, well…

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[DK] Av, mine Ã¸jne…

ComONs redesign giver mig ikke just grund til at ændre mening.

Gider ikke engang besvære mig med et pladsforbrugs-breakdown, blot kon­statere at det næppe er det sid­ste vi har set til stilen “fuck jer, kære besøgende — vi designer videre i lokalblads-stilen og bruger mest plads pÃ¥ ting, der blinker”. Suk.

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[DK] AUX erotica

Stem­mens besnærende lege — en forførende aften med hyp­nose, tele­fon­sex og en ero­tisk god­nathis­to­rie. Don’t miss.

Ikke et sæde vil være tørt, når AUX
præsenterer en audio­graf om stem­mens besnærende lege
pÃ¥ LAB ons­dag den 28. marts. Det skal han­dle om de stem­mer, der
løsner vores kyskhedsbælter og stim­ulerer vores hem­melige
fan­tasier. Slip ørernes lyster løs!

¸rst vil hypnotisør Bren­nan Young tage pub­likum med
pÃ¥ en rejse i stem­mens hyp­no­tiske ver­den og tale om forholdet
mellem forførelse og hyp­nose. I begge tilfælde
hensættes vi i en form for trance, hvor vores kri­tiske
bev­id­s­thed træder i bag­grun­den til fordel for en men­tal
fokuser­ing. Stem­men er her en berusende og forførende fak­tor,
som hvisker ’sweet noth­ings’ i vores ører, mens
vi mis­ter jordforbindelsen.

For at komme i den rette stemn­ing præsenterer AUX i
løbet af afte­nen et lyd­tapet af forførende stem­mer i
musikken. Dario Campeot­tos smørtenor fik vores
bedstemødre helt ud pÃ¥ kan­ten af stolen, vores
forældre dansede tæt når Jane Birkin og Serge
Gains­bor­ough sang Je T’aime Moi non Plus, men hvad fÃ¥r
amor­inerne til at bruse i dag? AUX giver et bud pÃ¥
forførende stem­mer gen­nem tiden – og mod­tager gerne gode
forslag!

Den forførende sang­stemme er ogsÃ¥ omdrejn­ingspunkt i
værket Aria af den svenske kun­st­ner ¥kon Liu. Men det
er ikke blot lyt­teren, der ind­fanges af værkets eksalterede
stem­meleje; værkets egen stemme bliver grad­vist mere og mere
opstemt. AUX præsenterer Aria – et studie i vokal
orgasme.

Det bliver rigtig hedt, nÃ¥r radio­pro­ducer Tim Hin­man indleder
afte­nens anden halvdel med delikate afsløringer fra sin for­tid
med tele­fon­sex. 80erne var tele­fon­sex­ens gul­dalder, hvor et utal af
orgastisk henførte stem­mer vent­ede bag over­tak­serede 900-numre.
Tim Hin­man Ã¥bner døren pÃ¥ klem til tele­fon­sex­ens
hem­melige gemakker og spiller afslørende eksem­pler fra en lidt
usædvanlig dag på jobbet.

Som et pir­rende punk­tum for afte­nen geno­pliver AUX en lille klas­siker
inden­for den vokalbÃ¥rne erotik, nem­lig god­nathis­to­rien. I
90erne flød Alex Nyborg Mad­sens forførende stemme ud i
de smÃ¥ stuer i radio­pro­gram­met Erot­ica, der altid blev
afs­lut­tet med en oplæsning af en ero­tisk his­to­rie. AUX har til
lej­lighe­den inviteret for­fat­teren Jens Peter Kaj Jensen til at skrive
en hed nov­elle, som vil blive vakt til live af en af de mest sexede
mikro­fon­bidte stem­mer lige nu.

Audio­grafen finder sted ons­dag den 28. marts kl. 19:30 pÃ¥ LAB,
Vester­bro­gade 107b.
Entré: 30 kr. (gratis for medlem­mer af AUX)
To af afte­nens oplæg vil være pÃ¥ engelsk.

Mere info på aux.dk

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Unge med masser af nøgler

En tanke: Hvis de unge fra Jagtvej virke­lig ikke har noget sted at være, hvor­for har de sÃ¥ alle et stort bundt nøgler hængende i kara­bin­hager fra deres militærbukser?

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Last.fm iPod playlists

Af switch­ing to a proper iPod sup­ported by last.fm (= not a Shuf­fle), I’ve been won­der­ing why my stats page didn’t seem to reflect the music I’m actu­ally lis­ten­ing to (95% iPod / 5% lap­top). Turns out I hadn’t been logged in for almost a year (found a friend request 250+ days old) — and that I had to adjust my preferences.

See, last.fm uses has iPod sub­mis­sions on by default…but looks for a playlist named ‘Recently played’. On my Dan­ish OS lan­guage Mac, that playlist is called ‘Sen­est afspillet’. Bummer.

I’ve changed it, hope it’ll work.

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Giving up on FON

I was eagerly await­ing FON’s entry on the Dan­ish mar­ket. They even decided (clever move, btw.) to give away a bunch of routers for free instead of spend­ing too much money on tra­di­tional marketing.

So I ordered one way before christ­mas and waited. And waited. And waited some more. Ok, maybe some con­tact was needed. So I con­tacted them. Waited. Waited more. Con­tacted again. And again. The third time, a mes­sage in their web­site from hell (seri­ously, this is 2007) said they’d been hav­ing some trou­ble and any­one that haven’t heard from them should try again. So I did. More wait­ing. Still nothing.

I’m not sure if I tried again or if that was the time where I decided to look else­where for help. In their forum, it seemed that a FON employee was pretty present. I signed up, hoped that all the com­plaints about the man­ual acti­va­tion from the FON staff were about every­one else but me and hoped for the best.

I still haven’t heard any­thing. Leav­ing me with no FON router, appa­rantly no way — at all — to get in touch with FON. And a pretty bad expe­ri­ence with what was sup­posed to be their cus­tomer sup­port. One thing is their web­site that is close to use­less as they’ve obvi­ously gone for some stan­dard order­ing setup that makes it wuite hard to input an address that’ll make sense to the poor deliv­ery guy (which is prob­a­bly what hap­pened to my router). But it’s far worse that some­thing as sim­ple as an email doesn’t get answered. Come on peo­ple, play ball.

If I believed that a sec­ond order would be of any help to my sit­u­a­tion, I would gladly pay the few dol­lars a router costs. That’s not the point. The thing is…I don’t. Just as I havent’t been both­ered to help my mom get a replace­ment for the one she actu­ally _did_ receive but appeared to be bro­ken. Too much work…

All this just to say, that even if you do run a suc­cess­ful com­pany that’s prob­a­bly drown­ing in logis­tics and sup­port requests and what have you, ignor­ing your cus­tomers hurt you. Make sure you’re set up prop­erly before open­ing your doors.

Beta on web apps, sure. Beta on cus­tomer sup­port and logis­tics, no way.

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Putting geezers down



The Vet Made Me Cry


Orig­i­nally uploaded by been­bair.


As a long sub­scriber to the ‘geezer’-tag, I’ve seen my part of geezer-related stuff from the world very-wide web.

This just in: The Vet Made Me Cry.

I can’t fig­ure out if this is a cruel thing to do or a kind ges­ture to peo­ple who love their pets. In any case, the com­bi­na­tion of ‘geezer’ and ‘dog’ appa­rantly isn’t my invention.

Any­way, let’s see if I end up putting my own geezer down this year.. It’s as if time has frozen over there…

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Email’s broken



Email’s bro­ken


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A quick note: I screwed up with some invoices so now I’m wait­ing for DK Host­mas­ter to reen­able my domains.

Email’s not work­ing. Use my Gmail if you must com­mu­ni­cate with me ono on one.

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Blog key

In the future, the boss key will dis­play a blog.

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