Get lost, pinball wizard

To the poor excuse of a man that insists on play­ing the pin­ball machine at the local water­ing hole incred­i­bly loud with that stu­pid ‘all men are just lit­tle boys’ look on his face every sin­gle time I set foot in the place: Get a life. Stop being so noisy. Play your machine some­where else or later in the day

. When I’m in the process of wak­ing up, inject­ing cof­fee into my body, I don’t need stu­pid noise from stu­pid trou­ble mak­ers. Yes, that’s what you are.